Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass" — A Reader’s Guide

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Nye, Bill, 1850-1896, Opper, Frederick Burr, 1857-1937 [Illustrator] Project Gutenberg 2015 Not confirmed
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Bill Nye's 1884 collection of humorous sketches uses absurd scenarios, self-deprecating narration, and rapid scene shifts to satirize journalism, frontier life, and human folly, with recurring motifs of explosive mishaps and physical comedy.
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evans was not his sure-enough name, it will answer for the purposes herein set forth. At the time of which I now speak he was more bashful than a book agent, and was trying to promote a cream-colored mustache and buff "Donegals" on the side.

Suffice it to say that he was madly in love with Fanny Buttonhook, and too bashful to say so by telephone.

Her name wasn't Buttonhook, but I will admit it for the sake of argument. Harry lived over at Kalamazoo, we will say, and Fanny at Oshkosh. These were not the exact names of the towns, but I desire to bewilder the public a little in order to avoid any harassing disclosures in the future. It is always well enough, I find, to deal gently will those who are alive and moderately muscular.

Young Bevans was not specially afraid of old man Buttonhook, or his wife. He didn't dread the enraged parent worth a cent. He wasn't afraid of anybody under the cerulean dome, in fact, except Miss Buttonhook; but when she sailed down the main street, Harry lowered his colors and dodged into the first place he found open, whether it was a millinery store or a livery stable.

Once, in an unguarded moment, he passed so near her that the gentle south wind caught up the cherry ribbon that Miss Buttonhook wore at her throat, and slapped Mr. Bevans across the cheek with it before he knew what ailed him. There was a little vision of straw hat, brown hair, and pink-and-white cuticle, as it were, a delicate odor of violets, the "swish" of a summer silk, and my friend, Mr. Bevans, put his hand to his head, like a man who has a sun-stroke, and fell into a drug store and a state of wild mash, ruin and helpless chaos.

His bashfulness was not seated nor chronic. It was the varioloid, and didn't hurt him only when Miss Buttonhook was present, or in sight. He was polite and chatty with other girls, and even dared to be blithe and gay sometimes, too, but when Frances loomed up in the distance, he would climb a rail fence nine feet high to evade her.

He told me once that he wished I would erect the frame-work of a letter to Fanny, in which he desired to ask that he might open up a correspondence with her. He would copy and mail it, he said, and he was sure that I, being a disinterested party, would be perfectly calm.

I wrote a letter for him, of which I was moderately proud. It would melt the point on a lightning rod, it seemed to me, for it was just as full of gentleness and poetic soothe as it could be, and Tupper, Webster's Dictionary and my scrap-book had to give down first rate. Still it was manly and square-toed. It was another man's confession, and I made it bulge out with frankness and candor.

As luck would have it, I went over to Oshkosh about the time Harry's prize epistle reached that metropolis, and having been a confidant of Miss B's from early childhood, I had the pleasure of reading Bev's letter, and advising the young lady about the correspondence.

Finally a bright thought struck her. She went over to an easy chair, and sat down on her foot, coolly proposing that I should outline a letter replying to Harry's, in a reserved and rather frigid manner, yet bidding him dare to hope that if his orthography and punctuation continued correct, he might write occasionally, though it must be considered entirely _sub rosa_ and abnormally _entre nous_ on account of "Pa."

By the way, "Pa" was a druggist, and one of the salts of the earth--Epsom salts, of course.

I agreed to write the letter, swore never to reveal the secret workings of the order, the grips, explanations, passwords and signals, and then wrote her a nice, demure, startled-fawn letter, as brief as the collar to a party dress, and as solemn as the Declaration of Independence.

Then I said good-by, and returned to my own home, which was neither in Kalamazoo nor Oshkosh. There I received a flat letter from 'William Henry Bevans, inclosing one from Fanny, and asking for suggestions as to a reply. Her letter was in Miss Buttonhook's best vein. I remember having written it myself.

Well, to cut a long story short, every other week I wrote a letter for Fanny, and on intervening weeks I wrote one for the lover at Kalamazoo. By keeping copies of all letters written, I had a record showing where I was, and avoided saying the same pleasant things twice.

Bill Nye's Baled Hay opens with a subtitle that cheekily promises a drier read than Whitman's Leaves of Grass, setting the tone for a collection that treats its own literary ambitions with a wink. The volume gathers short pieces originally published in newspapers, and the structure reflects that origin: each sketch is a self-contained burst, often beginning with a mock-heroic announcement or a sudden, absurd premise. Nye's narrator moves through scenes with the speed of a newspaper column, jumping from a failed experiment with bottled beer to a meditation on Chinese compositors without transition. This rapid-fire structure, paired with recurring images of things that explode, fizzle, or collapse, gives the book a distinctive rhythm of buildup and deflation.

Explosive Setups and Anticlimactic Payoffs

Throughout the excerpts, Nye repeatedly builds a scene toward a violent or dramatic climax, only to undercut it with a mundane or ridiculous outcome. In the sketch about the bottled beverage, the narrator receives a gift of beer that, when opened, detonates, spraying foam across the composing room and destroying a typeset article on yellow fever. The promised debauch becomes a cleanup operation. Later, a telegram reveals the bottle was actually a trap for tramps, filled with dynamite. This pattern—elaborate preparation followed by anticlimax—recurs in pieces like “The Infernal Machine” and “Snowed Under,” where political defeat is described as a wardrobe crisis. The humor depends on the reader recognizing the gap between the grandiose language and the trivial consequences.

The Composing Room as Comic Stage

Nye frequently sets his sketches inside a newspaper office, using the physical space of the composing room as a backdrop for chaos. In “The Chinese Compositor,” he describes a printer who must walk between floors to gather type characters, turning typesetting into a marathon. The office boy, the editor’s desk, and the typesetting cases become props in a theater of mishaps. The bottle explosion happens in the composing room, and the pied type becomes a metaphor for disorder. This setting allows Nye to blend occupational detail with slapstick: the tools of journalism—type cases, proof sheets, telegraph wires—are treated as sources of comedy rather than instruments of serious work. The office is a place where things go wrong with mechanical regularity.

Movement Between Scales: From the Local to the Cosmic

Nye’s sketches often begin with a small, specific detail—a bottle of beer, a typesetting task, a political defeat—and then expand into hyperbolic, almost cosmic language. The beer bottle that explodes is said to “shake the dome” of the office and “escape into space.” The Chinese compositor’s walk becomes a journey through the building’s floors, described as if it were a trek across continents. This technique of scaling up the mundane gives the prose a mock-epic quality. The narrator’s voice remains colloquial and self-deprecating, but the imagery reaches for grandeur, creating a tension between the ordinary subject and the inflated description. The effect is to make the reader see the absurdity in both the small event and the grand language.

Recurring Images of Physical Disintegration

Bodies and objects in Nye’s sketches are prone to sudden collapse, explosion, or dissolution. The bottle “opened itself” and its contents “escaped into space”; the narrator fears the brewer might “meander through the atmosphere” if he continues bottling such volatile goods. In “Snowed Under,” the narrator imagines himself wrapped in a bed-quilt, his clothes scattered across states. These images of fragmentation echo through the collection: things fall apart, substances fizzle, and people are reduced to absurd remnants. The physical comedy is often linked to the act of consumption—drinking, eating, reading—as if the very act of taking something in leads to its violent expulsion. This pattern reinforces the book’s subtitle: Baled Hay is indeed a drier book, one where moisture (beer, tears, ink) is always threatening to escape or evaporate.

Readers approaching Baled Hay should expect a collection that rewards attention to its structural quirks: the abrupt transitions, the repeated deflation of dramatic setups, and the way Nye uses the newspaper office as a laboratory for comic experiments. The book does not build toward a unified argument or narrative; instead, it offers a series of discrete moments where language and situation collide. Paying attention to how Nye moves between scales—from the local to the cosmic—and how he deploys images of explosion and collapse will reveal the craft beneath the apparent randomness.

I found myself thinking of Baled Hay the other day, the way its absurd little explosions lingered with me long after I put it down. It reminded me of a quieter sort of dissection I once read, where character flaws are peeled back with the same gentle, unsparing humor, though with more introspection than gunpowder. That feeling—recognition without ridicule—is what linked them. It’s all there in Twelve Types — A Closer Reading, a different kind of warmth altogether.

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