Bill Nye and Boomerang Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems — A Closer Reading
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We will now suppose a period of three years to have passed. Luella had been sent to visit her friends in southern Iowa, partly to assuage her grief, and partly to save expenses, for she was a hearty eater. Here she met a young man named Rufus G. Hopper, who fell in love with her, about the first hard work he did, and when, metaphorically speaking, he laid his 40-acre homestead, with its wealth of grasshopper eggs, at her feet, she capitulated, and became his'n, and he became her'n.
Thus these two erstwhile lovers of the long ago had become separated, and the fair Queen of the Skimmilk Ranche had taken a change of venue with her affections. Still all seemed to be well to the casual observer, although at times her eyes had that far-away look of those who are crossed in love, or whose livers are out of order. Was it the fleeing vision of the absent lover, or had she eaten something that didn't agree with her?
Ah! who shall say that at times there did not flash across her mind the fact that she had sacrificed herself on the altar of Mammon, and given her rich love in exchange for forty acres of Government land? But the time drew nigh for the celebration of the nuptials, and still no tidings of the absent lover. Nearer and nearer came the 4th of July, the day set apart for the wedding, and still in the dark mysterious bosom of the unknown, lurked the absent swain.
These stars indicate the number of days which we must now suppose to have passed, and the glad day of the Nation's rejoicing is at hand. The loud mouthed cannon, proclaims, for the one hundredth time, that in the little Revolutionary scrimmage of 1776, our forefathers got away with the persimmons. Flags wave, bands play, and crackers explode, and scare the teams from the country. Fair rustic maids are seen on every hand with their good clothes on, and farmers' sons walk up and down the street, asking the price of watermelons and soda water. Bye and bye the band comes down street playing "Old Zip Coon," with variations. The procession begins to form and point toward the grand stand, where the Declaration of Independence will be read to the admiring audience, and lemonade retailed at five cents a glass.
But who are the couple who sit on the front seat near the speaker's stand, listening with rapt attention to the new and blood-curdling romance, entitled the "Declaration of Independence?" It is Luella and her bran new husband. The casual observer can discover that, by the way he smokes a cheap cigar in her face, and allows the fragrant smoke from the five cent Havana to drift into her sorrel eyes. All at once the band strikes up the operatic strain of "Captain Jinks," and as the sad melody dies away in the distance, a young man steps proudly forth, at the conclusion of the president's introductory speech, and in a low, musical voice, begins to set forth the wrongs visited on the Pilgrim Fathers, and to dish up the bones of G. Washington and T. Jefferson, in various styles.
What is it about the classic mouth, with its charming _naivete_, and the amber tinge lurking about its roguish outlines, which awakes the old thrill in Luella's heart, and causes the vital current to recede from its accustomed channels, and leave her face like marble, save where here and there a large freckle stands out in bold relief? It is the mouth of Pigeon toed Pete. Those same Gothic features stand out before her, and she knows him in a moment. It is true he had colored his mustache, and he wore a stand-up collar; but it was the same form, the same low, musical, squeaky voice, and the same large, intellectual ears, which she remembered so well.
Bill Nye's Bill Nye and Boomerang (1883) opens with a mule named Boomerang who, as the title promises, is meek-eyed but far from meek-tempered. The book's table of contents alone—listing items like "The Fragrant Mormon," "Billious Nye and the Amateur Stage," and "Portuguese Without a Master"—signals a collection built on incongruity and verbal play. Nye's humor relies on deadpan exaggeration and a persona that is both hapless and officious, as seen in the extended pension-office sketch where he swears a dying veteran to support the Constitution. The catalog subject "American wit and humor" fits, but the excerpts reveal a specific regional flavor: the Rocky Mountain setting, mining camps, and Ute Indian references ground the comedy in a particular time and place.
The Mule as Narrative Anchor
The title character, Boomerang, appears only in the opening pages and a few subsequent pieces, yet the mule gives the collection its unifying absurdist premise. Nye describes the animal with mock-epic gravity: "My mule Boomerang" is introduced as a creature of paradoxical traits—meek-eyed but willful, slow but unpredictable. The mule's name itself suggests a comic circularity, a creature that returns to its owner with unwanted persistence. This device allows Nye to frame the ensuing sketches as a kind of shaggy-dog story, where the promised narrative of the mule keeps receding into digressions. The excerpts do not reveal whether Boomerang reappears in a sustained plot, but the table of contents shows a section titled "My Mule Boomerang" followed by "The Apology" and "Ostrophe to an Orphan Mule," indicating that the mule serves as a recurring motif rather than a continuous storyline.
Bureaucratic Absurdity and the Pension System
One of the longest excerpted passages details Nye's attempt to secure a pension for a veteran with a gunshot wound in the skull. The sketch unfolds as a slow-motion farce: the Commissioner of Pensions sends "humorous little circulars," Nye responds with escalating chronological corrections, and the veteran, failing mentally and physically, is repeatedly sworn to support the Constitution. The humor derives from the gap between the gravity of the man's condition and the bureaucratic machinery's indifference. Nye's persona remains cheerfully persistent, even as the veteran dies before the claim is processed. The passage is notable for its sustained deadpan tone and its use of repetition—the veteran's reflexive oath-taking becomes a grim joke. This sketch exemplifies how Nye transforms a real social grievance (the pension system's delays) into a comic set piece without overt moralizing.
Parody and Genre Play in the Table of Contents
The table of contents itself is a work of comic invention. Nye juxtaposes mock-heroic titles ("The True Story of Damon and Pythias") with absurdly specific ones ("The Buckness Wherewith the Buck Beer Bucketh"). He parodies literary forms: "A Sunny Little Incident" and "Diary of a Saucy Young Thing" suggest sentimental fiction, while "How to Tell" and "Some Reasons Why I Can't Be an Indian Agent" mimic instructional or confessional genres. The inclusion of "Billious Nye and Boomerang in the Gold Mines" and "Pumpkin Jim; or The Tale of a Busted Jackass Rabbit" shows Nye's fondness for alliterative, run-on titles that promise more than they deliver. The excerpts do not include these pieces, but the titles alone indicate a writer who treats genre conventions as raw material for parody. This self-conscious play with form aligns with the catalog subject of humor but adds a layer of literary awareness.
Readers approaching Bill Nye and Boomerang should expect a miscellany rather than a unified narrative. The book rewards those who enjoy digressive humor, period-specific satire, and a willingness to let sketches stand on their own. Nye's persona—a blend of frontier booster, hapless professional, and deadpan observer—gives the collection a consistent voice even as the subjects shift. The excerpts suggest that the humor often depends on knowing the conventions Nye is parodying, from sentimental poetry to government correspondence. A reader interested in late-19th-century American humor, particularly the Western variant, will find this a rich, if uneven, specimen.
There’s something oddly tender about a meek-eyed mule anchoring a book of tall tales—Boomerang carries more quiet dignity than most heroes I’ve met in print. It reminded me of that same unhurried patience in Hodge and His Masters — A Closer Reading, where even the stubbornest souls seem to hold their own small truths, waiting to be noticed.
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