Sketches of Young Couples — Text and Context
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m certain jokes, incidental to such an occasion, cut—and very likely dried also—by one of the godfathers; a red-faced elderly gentleman, who, being highly popular with the rest of the company, had it all his own way, and was in great spirits. It was at supper-time that this gentleman came out in full force. We—being of a grave and quiet demeanour—had been chosen to escort the formal lady down-stairs, and, sitting beside her, had a favourable opportunity of observing her emotions.
We have a shrewd suspicion that, in the very beginning, and in the first blush—literally the first blush—of the matter, the formal lady had not felt quite certain whether the being present at such a ceremony, and encouraging, as it were, the public exhibition of a baby, was not an act involving some degree of indelicacy and impropriety; but certain we are that when that baby’s health was drunk, and allusions were made, by a grey-headed gentleman proposing it, to the time when he had dandled in his arms the young Christian’s mother,—certain we are that then the formal lady took the alarm, and recoiled from the old gentleman as from a hoary profligate. Still she bore it; she fanned herself with an indignant air, but still she bore it. A comic song was sung, involving a confession from some imaginary gentleman that he had kissed a female, and yet the formal lady bore it. But when at last, the health of the godfather before-mentioned being drunk, the godfather rose to return thanks, and in the course of his observations darkly hinted at babies yet unborn, and even contemplated the possibility of the subject of that festival having brothers and sisters, the formal lady could endure no more, but, bowing slightly round, and sweeping haughtily past the offender, left the room in tears, under the protection of the formal gentleman.
THERE cannot be a better practical illustration of the wise saw and ancient instance, that there may be too much of a good thing, than is presented by a loving couple. Undoubtedly it is meet and proper that two persons joined together in holy matrimony should be loving, and unquestionably it is pleasant to know and see that they are so; but there is a time for all things, and the couple who happen to be always in a loving state before company, are well-nigh intolerable.
And in taking up this position we would have it distinctly understood that we do not seek alone the sympathy of bachelors, in whose objection to loving couples we recognise interested motives and personal considerations. We grant that to that unfortunate class of society there may be something very irritating, tantalising, and provoking, in being compelled to witness those gentle endearments and chaste interchanges which to loving couples are quite the ordinary business of life. But while we recognise the natural character of the prejudice to which these unhappy men are subject, we can neither receive their biassed evidence, nor address ourself to their inflamed and angered minds. Dispassionate experience is our only guide; and in these moral essays we seek no less to reform hymeneal offenders than to hold out a timely warning to all rising couples, and even to those who have not yet set forth upon their pilgrimage towards the matrimonial market.
Let all couples, present or to come, therefore profit by the example of Mr. and Mrs. Leaver, themselves a loving couple in the first degree.
[Picture: The Loving Couple]
Mr. and Mrs. Leaver are pronounced by Mrs. Starling, a widow lady who lost her husband when she was young, and lost herself about the same-time—for by her own count she has never since grown five years older—to be a perfect model of wedded felicity. ‘You would suppose,’ says the romantic lady, ‘that they were lovers only just now engaged. Never was such happiness! They are so tender, so affectionate, so attached to each other, so enamoured, that positively nothing can be more charming!’
Dickens opens Sketches of Young Couples with a mock-legal "Urgent Remonstrance" addressed to the gentlemen of England, protesting Queen Victoria's announcement of her engagement. The remonstrance frames marriage as a threat to bachelor liberty, citing Leap Year customs and a "plot" by single ladies. This framing sets the tone for the nine sketches that follow, each dissecting a marital type—from the Formal Couple to the Plausible Couple—through exaggerated dialogue and repetitive domestic rituals.
Recurring Scenes and Structural Patterns
Each sketch follows a consistent structure: a named couple type is introduced, then illustrated through a series of short, almost theatrical vignettes. Dickens repeatedly places his couples in the same settings—the breakfast table, the drawing-room, the dinner party—to highlight their characteristic behaviors. The Formal Couple, for instance, is shown "preserving the most awful state" at home, while the Loving Couple "sit on the same side of the fire" and whisper. This repetition of domestic spaces allows Dickens to contrast the couples' performances: the Contradictory Couple argue over trivialities like the weather, while the Cool Couple maintain a studied indifference. The sketches rarely advance a plot; instead, they accumulate examples, building a taxonomy of marital affectation.
Dialogue as a Marker of Type
Dickens uses patterned speech to define each couple. The Plausible Couple, for example, pepper their conversation with exaggerated praise: "We never flatter, my dear Mrs. Jackson," they say, "we speak our minds." Their dialogue is filled with reciprocal endearments—"darling" and "dearest"—and they habitually extol mutual acquaintances like the Clickits. In contrast, the Contradictory Couple's exchanges are built on negation: one asserts, the other denies. The Egotistical Couple talk only of themselves, each interrupting the other to redirect attention. By limiting dialogue to these repetitive formulas, Dickens turns speech into a diagnostic tool, revealing the couple's underlying social strategy.
Satirical Naming and Social Typology
Dickens assigns his couples names that double as commentary: the Formal Couple, the Loving Couple, the Plausible Couple. Within sketches, he invents surnames like Widger and Clickit that sound faintly ridiculous, reinforcing the satirical tone. The "Nice Little Couple" are described as "the perfection of neatness and propriety," their home "a model of neatness and comfort." This naming strategy aligns with the catalog's subject headings—"England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century"—by treating marriage as a set of observable social performances. Dickens does not psychoanalyze; he classifies, much like a naturalist labeling species. The sketches thus function as a humorous field guide to Victorian marital behavior, where the type is more important than the individual.
Movement Between Public and Private
A recurring structural device is the shift from private domestic scenes to public social encounters. The Plausible Couple sketch moves from their home to a dinner party, where their flattery extends to the host. The Contradictory Couple are shown arguing at home and then contradicting each other in company. This movement allows Dickens to expose the gap between private reality and public facade. The Cool Couple, for instance, appear "perfectly indifferent" in society but are revealed to be "the most miserable people in the world" in private. By alternating between these spheres, Dickens builds a critique of Victorian social hypocrisy, suggesting that marriage is often a performance staged for an audience.
Readers approaching Sketches of Young Couples should attend to the way Dickens builds each type through accumulation rather than narrative. The sketches reward attention to repeated phrases, domestic props, and the rhythm of dialogue. Because the excerpts are incomplete, the full range of types—including the Old Couple and the Conclusion—is not represented here, but the pattern established in the available sketches is consistent: marriage as a set of learned behaviors, endlessly rehearsed.
I keep returning to Dickens’s nine couples, their staged little battles and rehearsed tenderness, and it makes me wonder how much of that performance survives in quieter, less theatrical settings. There’s a particular loneliness in his satirical names, as if the people themselves got lost behind the labels. That same ache surfaced while reading The Census in Moscow — A Closer Reading, where counting becomes a strange kind of forgetting.
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